Have you ever had a bird wink at you? I have.
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King of Sofas, Zebra in America, Golden God, Deviant Robosexual, Trying to Believe, Jack of No Trades, Master of None...

Hello. My name is Maxwell Lazar Spaceman. My site is disorganized and cluttered, but I like it that way. I was born on a cold Monday morning, January 22nd, 2007 in Fussa, Japan.
I speak both English and Japanese, and currently reside in Tokyo. よろしく~
I enjoy drawing, but I really don't have any goals/ambitions. Although, I'd like to be a park ranger someday. I used to volunteer for a local aquarium/hatchery for the Texas Parks and Wildlife. I am a university student, and currently work as a line cook. 
I am interested in invertebrates, paleontology, ecology, aquatic life, cartoons, music, art/drawing, nature/natural science, toys/figurines/plushies, the extraterrestrial & paranormal. I'm a firm believer in respect and understanding of all animals, especially invertebrates. My nature/animal-related posts can be found on my Tumblr.

I LIEK 2 TALK WIF PPL ON TEH NET!!!!!11111 so... feel free to shoot me a message.
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