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Shit I believve in... strongly (this page is a WIP)

...Now Don't get your panties in a twist because of my personal beliefs. K? Oh, and I'm a bad writer. You'll have to excuse that. :(

SANTA CLAUS IS A POINTLESS LIE.

SANTA CLAUS. Why do people choose to lie to their children about Santa? What is the actual point behind it? It doesn't teach them a lesson or anything. I don't understand why parents can't just tell their children, "Mommy and daddy worked hard this year to buy you presents". Because that's the truth. If you tell them, HEY THIS RANDOM OLD MAN COMES INTO OUR CHIMNEY WHILE WE ARE ASLEEP... PRESENTED LIKE A GENIE AND DOES MAGIC LIKE HOUDINI AND GRANTS WISHES LIKE JIMINY CRICKET... Santa Claus is what drives so many children into being moronic... nimrods... IM SO MAD

CHOCOLATE IS TASTIER THAN VANILLA.

When I can choose between chocolate or vanilla ice cream, you bet yer ass I'm always picking chocolate. Vanilla is a base flavor, or accessory. I enjoy vanilla ice cream with strawberries and chocolate syrup. I enjoy vanilla ice cream on top of chocolate lava cake. But on it's own??? It's missing something. Vanilla is more of something you add to another thing. Chocolate, is good on it's own. If I eat vanila icecream, I'd add chocolate syrup. My tongue just can't get enough.